JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Divine Spears Created:	10

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Astral Projections Made:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4284

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	192
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4256
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Towns Built:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	161	Royal Courts Attended:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6683
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Towns Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	565006	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1247
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchantments Applied:	73
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Farms Harvested:	127	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	152	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com