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OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	272	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4520	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8380	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4429	Dragon Eggs Found:	8783
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Crops Grown:	8073	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2996
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	805551	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchantments Applied:	121
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Players:	103/100	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Votes:	9380	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2