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Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse in 5-10
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Players: 104/300 Votes: 5532
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 51 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3053
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Towns Built: 4
Alien Abductions: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 424 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ores Mined: 5294

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

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  • MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

    MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1542
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchantments Applied: 75
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

    If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

    So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

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  • MomStopBoyToyLOL

    MomStopBoyToyLOL
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 6982
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

    We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

    So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

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  • CraftyZelenskiy2020

    CraftyZelenskiy2020
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 6408
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

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  • MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

    MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 1546
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 478347 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

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  • BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

    BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1624
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Mines Excavated: 4489
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4

    Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 9264
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual paradise for femboys, but not the ugly trannies kind, we’re talking about the cute ones that will make your heart go doki doki.

    Join this server if you want to build a world where femboys reign supreme and where you can express your inner femboy without judgment. Plus, the community here is so supportive and wholesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of fabulous builders.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create a world where femboys rule and where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get building, bros!

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  • WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

    WholesomeFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5109
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

    Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

    Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

    And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

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  • MineHomeSquat

    MineHomeSquat
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1536
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with your significant other but stuck in a lease together? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky lease agreements or annoying roommates. Want to live in a castle made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair where you can hide from your responsibilities? No problem!

    Join now and never worry about being accused of being unreasonable for refusing to move out of your home again. Plus, our community of players will support you in all your virtual housing decisions. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can truly be the master of your own domain.

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  • UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

    UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 7144
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politicians and billionaires ruining everything for us normal folks? Do you just want to live a good life without all the drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us as we unite for Humanity and take down those pesky elites in a virtual world where we can all live in peace and harmony. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those politicians and billionaires who’s boss!

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  • Walnut Breakfast Boost

    Walnut Breakfast Boost
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9274
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where eating walnuts with breakfast will give you super brain powers to dominate the game! imagine being able to react faster than lightning and remember every crafting recipe without looking it up! our players who eat walnuts have been known to build entire castles in minutes and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. don’t miss out on this nutty opportunity to level up your gaming skills and become a minecraft master!

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  • Mayflower SMP

    Mayflower SMP
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8997
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Farms Harvested: 841
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

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    Mayflower SMP Overview

    Server Type Near Vanilla Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
    Unique Feature Custom island with colonies, trade, and alliances
    Key Plugins GriefPrevention, Dynmap

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Mayflower SMP? Mayflower SMP is a near Vanilla Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a unique custom island where players can establish colonies, trade resources, and form alliances.
    What protection does the server offer? GriefPrevention plugin is used to keep your builds safe from unwanted damage.
    How can I explore the world? Use Dynmap to view the real-time map of the world and track your progress.
    How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/U7GZttFGrg

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  • Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2

    Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4022
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Chimeras Created: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rainbow explosion of awesomeness!

    Join us if you miss Nimi and Fauna, because we’ve got all the vibes and tunes to make you feel like you’re in a trippy dream. Plus, we’ve got links to all their socials so you can stalk them like a pro.

    And if you’re into bizarre websites that make you question reality, we’ve got those too! Check out imissnimi.com and imissfauna.com for a wild ride.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! Let’s build some pixelated castles and dance like there’s no tomorrow. See you there, crazy gamers!

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  • AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP

    AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2430
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Votes: 1423
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because they have this magical potion that makes your Minecraft character instantly more attractive. Like, you drink it and suddenly all the other players are like, “whoa, who is that hottie?!” It’s like, totally crazy, I know.

    But wait, there’s more! They also have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You have to solve a riddle to get in, but once you do, it’s like a party 24/7. And get this, they have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server. How freaking awesome is that?!

    So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the hottest player around, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things get wild in this place. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐲

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  • PixelPotion: Manly Mystique

    PixelPotion: Manly Mystique
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 1825
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 393 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering through the pixelated wilderness alone, searching for that special someone to mine diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the single ladies out there!

    Join us and discover the hidden charms of Minecraft men that they don’t even realize they possess. From the way they awkwardly build dirt huts to their adorable confusion when faced with a redstone contraption, these guys are just too cute for words.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground love potion brewing station on the server, where you can craft a potion to make any Minecraft man fall head over heels for you. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night – it’s a sight to behold.

    So why waste your time mining for love alone when you could be crafting a romance that’s as strong as obsidian on our Minecraft server? Join us today and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

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  • Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails

    Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 8083
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Animals Bred: 74 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 4215

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we have team musk flags waving and trump doing the macarena. but wait, there’s more! did you know that $21 million did not actually go to india for ‘voter turnout’? it was all a cover-up for a secret underground base in bangladesh where we hold epic pvp battles and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. come join us and be part of the madness!

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