JoblessJokesterCraft

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	7908
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	716543

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

aging, anxiety, boomer privilege, cancers, die young, fatalistic outlook, fear, Future, health concerns, health risks, life expectancy, lifestyle choices, live until 80s, LiveUntilOurMinecraft, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality, pessimism, SMPFeeling, societal trends, uncertainty, weird feeling

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HouseHubbyHushHub

Behavior, birthday present, boarding school, boat, class differences, decorating, family dynamics, half-sister, House, HouseHubbyHushHub, Jealousy, lakefront cabin, luxury, private jet, Privilege, Rich, Rude, sister, trust fund, Wealthy, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FirstMovieCraft

childhood memories, cinematic journey, film debut, first movie, FirstMovieCraft, movie buffs, movie classics, movie discussion, movie experience., movie genres, movie history, movie lovers, movie magic, movie marathon, movie memories, movie night, movie nostalgia, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie trivia

Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

air intrusion, Chinese reconnaissance aircraft, defense protocol, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign relations, international relations, Japan airspace, Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, maritime patrol, military presence, military response, naval transit, regional tensions, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic response, Surveillance, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitTrolls, territorial dispute

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Void Armor Forged:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	143
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Items Found:	3111	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Creatures of Legend, Deception, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, friendship, horned creatures, horned horses, loyalty, Magic, magical animals, Miko, Minecraft, mythical animals, mythical beings, mythical creatures, smp, trust issues, turned, turned against, unicorns

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Crops Grown:	7919
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”