Jobless Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SisTallProbsMC

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Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2604
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	73	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8063	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Runes Activated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2007
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Love Letters Sent:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Items Found:	4425
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	7167

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Animals Bred:	71	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Potions Brewed:	97
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Holy Coconut

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We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	493751
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Gems Collected:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Raftel

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PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	578	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	201
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3534	Crops Grown:	4490
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1