Jobless Minecraft SMP Player | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftyLove

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Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	711	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1828	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	70	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Void Gems Collected:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	4556	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	816701	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7300	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5