Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2074	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3599	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Towns Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

alcoholism, autism, blocks, Born, closed businesses, community disunity, deteriorating housing, dilapidated infrastructure, disgusting living conditions, drug addiction, extreme poverty, harsh weather, high cost of living, ISOLATION, lack of education, lack of role models, lack of support, Loneliness, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, noisy surroundings, POVERTY, Server, terrible life, Ugly, welfare dependency

Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Towns Built:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6353	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	114
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Void Armor Forged:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5092

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3202
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JobDifficultyMC SMP

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RLFactions Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

4. How can I join the server and community?

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