| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9280 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2770 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 189 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 3000 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 1636 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2321 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6034 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2910 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1391 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3593 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1351 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 109 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 431 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4272 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5062 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1021 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 354 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5820 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8833 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.
so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 7335 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 159 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 911 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Animals Bred: | 59 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 649227 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.
join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3976 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1141 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.
So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!
