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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 287 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4100 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!