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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2739 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7904 |
Ores Mined: | 5377 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 3674 |
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!