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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 7100 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Mines Excavated: | 1467 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 437 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.
2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.