JewCraft: No Cops Allowed! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7859
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HamasGoneWild

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

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lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	52
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7079	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	815
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PeakMaturityCraft

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

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come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.