Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ores Mined:	2713	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wishcraft

Survival

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	45134	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!