Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

whengamersfail

Creative

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BattleMade

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Compete for the 2000 Factions Top reward. Build, create and destroy the apposing competition with the most optimal and CUSTOM gameplay experience.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/ZsSyZqY STORE: http://store.battlemade.com FORUMS: http://www.battlemade.com

Recommended version: 1.8.8 Supported versions: 1.7.10 – Latest

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

xFunserver

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

Welcome to xFun, Sweden’s best and most lawless prison server! With our active and talented staff, you don’t have to do anything else but play! We keep an eye on your security, which leads to a safe feeling inside the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RevolutionCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to RevolutionCraft!

What sets us apart? A community that is important to us and whose questions we take time to answer. Everyone is treated equally regardless of whether they are a team member, VIP or player! True to the motto, together we can achieve something. A little revolution every day. The community awaits you!

Best regards The server team

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

WitherRealm

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Server Currently In Beta / We Have Kitpvp at the moment and soon will be adding more gamemodes/mingames/Were currently looking for staff members Join the server and apply Now!! In Need Of Builders/Admins/Mods/Helpers/Dev’s JOIN NOW IP: 88.150.171.81

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

cmcraft

Economy, Survival

Want to have a paid rank on the server, but have no money to pay for one?

Well now, We have resolved that issue for you!!! On CMCRAFT players will have a chance to get extra perks and special kits using in-game money!!

Skin contests – Can you design a better skin than everyone else? Building Competitions – Compete in a build-battle against CMCraft’s best builders! Referral Perks – Get a member to vouch for you and get a special 1-use kit! Pixel Art Competitions – Can you defeat the masters of pixel art? Maze Races – These are no ordinary labyrinths! PvP Competitions – Can you crush them all? Redstone Coding Fests – So much more!!!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NLGameserver

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Parkour, Prison

nocturnal monsters, but as the game grew players worked together to create wonderful, imaginative things. It can also be about adventuring with friends or watching the sun rise over a blocky ocean. It’s pretty. Brave players battle terrible things in The Nether, which is more scary than pretty. You can also visit a land of mushrooms if it sounds more like your cup of tea. You can buy Minecraft for PC/Mac here, Minecraft: Xbox 360 Edition and Minecraft: Xbox One Edition on the XBLA Marketplace, and Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition Beta on the Microsoft Store, and Minecraft: Playstation 3 Edition, Minecraft: Playstation 4 Edition, and Minecraft: Playstation Vita Edition on the Playstation Network. Minecraft: Pocket Edition is available for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and Amazon Kindle Fire. So far 22,793,440 people bought the PC/Mac version of the game. Phew.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Destruction and Despair

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Tekkit

Are you looking for a fun pvp factions server with guns, machines, and a futuristic theme? Well if you are, you’re in luck! If you arent, then you should still take a look at our pack! Our discord channel is: https://discord.gg/0oYz6fyYXsUOFGa0 and you can download our custom modpack here: http://technicpack.net/modpack/raiding-and-glee.804495. When you log into our server, you will spawn in a giant dome, and will be guided to the randomtpsigns in which you can go far from spawn. You will be provided with a helicopter, some food, a gun, and a few tools, but after that, you’re on your own. Lifes tough, you can get raided, you can get killed, you can get scammed, robbed and all of the above.

More information:

We have thermal expansions, mekanism, big reactors, flans, aquaculture and around 50 mods total.

The modpack is 1.7.10, and the server will automatically be in the list when you download it.

The server has many plugins, such as factions, customenchantments, permissions ex, and including some custom plugins (we have more but these are some of the main ones)

The server has 60 Slots, is professionally hosted by Bisecthosting.com and is online 24/7.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DankCraft

Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

This is the new drug nation, tried to get it back to the original one as possible. I need 100 characters so WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED WEED!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Zuligen

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Looking for a fun server with awesome plugins? Crave a friendly and light hearted environment? Look no further, than Zuligen. We have an extremely experienced staff team and many awesome plugins to make your gaming experience full of fun!!

So we have plenty of ways to rank up and many useful perks ^-^ We are also a grief free server and take the safety of your builds as our highest priority.

Feel free to visit our site for more information on the server!! http://play.zuligen.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Doggishsurvival

Creative, KitPvP

Come join for some mini games such as Spleef, 1V1, Tnt run We really need more staff!! we have many things in our server plz don’t grief… plz subcribe to AirGames 34 and Doggishtuinc on youtube!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Wrath Of The Chickens

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Wrath Of The Chickens (WOTC) is a ‘Gray-List’ Vanilla SMP server. We have been online since Minecraft Beta 1.2, which means, we have been around for quite a number of years now, offering some great and reliable uptime. The physical location for our server is in North America. We have a small and friendly community and offer Forums as well as Voice Chat for our players.

WOTC also features some Adventure Mode elements giving our map some unique areas to explore. A Mob Arena and PvP Arena are availabe, too. During Holiday seasons, we run special limited time Event Maps. The world we play on is Level 3 Difficulty. Feel free to come check us out @ http://www.mcwotc.net and play today, or ask any questions you have.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	6581
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Rushy

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

First StarWars // Galactic Minecraft Server

www.twitter.com/RushyFR

RUSH SKYWARS TOWERS PVPBOX

UNIQUE GAMES RANKS (VIP, EAT)

Teamspeak, Twitter

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Argon Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Skyblock 1.9 server in Spanish and 24/7. We have a PvP arena to launch 1.9. The server is from Skyblock and nothing else. We also have Economy and challenges to enjoy the skyblock to the fullest.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Spero

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Spero, a unique server with a custom map, custom city management system exclusive to us, regular roleplaying community, player-driven economy, armies and movecraft. We’re built on years of experience of playing minecraft, and roleplaying. The custom map is a detailed land of epic proportions, and is unmarked, save for the cities the players build. We’re just starting up as March 2016, and so now is an ample time to join and establish yourself as a leader in this community. Found a settlement, command an NPC army, be a knight, merchant, warrior, mercenary of any race and be a lore contributor! Be rich, be poor, captain your own airship or ship, join Spero today! For more details, see our forum.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!