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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 999 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 8215 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 518 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!