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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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