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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
Holy Grails Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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