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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4694 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Join us and escape the drama of a female-dominated workplace like Starbucks corporate, where decisions can only be made if everyone agrees and nothing ever gets done. Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being ostracized by girl bosses and just want to build and explore in peace.
With only a faggot and a male team member on board, our server is a rare gem in a world where 65% of college students are women. So if you’re looking for a place where you can actually get things done without all the drama, join us now and experience a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be such a sanctuary from the chaos of the real world?