so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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