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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6743 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 112 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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