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Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server

Albus, Altered, altered beliefs, altered consciousness, Altered Reality, altered states, Beliefs, brain function, cognition, cognitive neuroscience, Consciousness, consciousness studies, experiences, mind-altering substances, neurology, neuroscience, Perception, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, sensory experiences, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN in Minecraft land? Join this server and experience the wildest trip of your life, bruh!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?

So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Beocraft

1.21.4, Beocraft, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Europe, Griefing, hermitcraft, Ip:, Join, new season, Novi Sad, Relax, Serbia, smp, Survival, Vanilla, verify, vibrant, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Star Shards Collected:	88	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Beocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	6 years of community and experience
Rules	No tolerance for griefing and cheating
Community	Vibrant community
New World	New season started yesterday
Location	Server location in Europe, on the internet backbone. (Serbia, Novi Sad)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How to join the Beocraft Minecraft server?

Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6. Go to #verify-here and type /verify . The IP address is posted in the Discord server.

Enchanted Threads 1.20.2

1.20.2, brunette, clothes, controversy, Enchanted, explicit content, fashion, Girls, gossip, leaked photos, lingerie, Long hair, nudes, ONLINE, posted, privacy, scandal, sharing, social media, Threads, trending, viral, Yesterday

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s lit AF! We got all the rarest skins and blocks, like seriously, you won’t find them anywhere else. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family, but without the weird uncle who always smells like cheese. And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like last week we had a build battle where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I mean, who does that? Only us, that’s who. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Church, ChurchDitcher, congregation, Devil, direct, doctrines, Eternity, family, Gay, Hell, humanism, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Nightmares, Offense, Religion, repent, Server, Sinners, sunday school

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

NoFenceNoProblemCraft

Angry, border, Boundary, Communication, compromise, disagreement, Division, Fence, front garden, Hedge, lawn, maintenance, Neighbour, NoFenceNoProblemCraft, Plants, refusing, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, terraced housing, uk, Upset

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – both in-game and in real life! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual hedge to protect your territory from pesky neighbors.

Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!

So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!

UkraineCraft Server: No Russia-US Talks!

Conflict Resolution, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exclusion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, RussiaUS, Server, Statement, summit, talks, uae, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magic Items Found:	4071	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	601	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ukraine is like, nah, we good, we chillin in UAE, fam. this server is so epic, even zelenskyy is like, i ain’t got time for russia-us talks, imma build me a sick castle in this server. join us and be part of the madness, where even world leaders are like, minecraft > real life.

CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

activism, Assassination, Community, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, current events, discrimination, Gay, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imam, Islam, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minority, Muslim, News, Religion, Social Issues, south africa, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

PixelPorkChop’s FunLand

Accurate, Alternative, ASFV, Assay, Cas12i3, CRISPR, Development, Faster, FUNLAND, genotyping, innovation, isothermal, method, OBServe.v2, one-pot, PixelPorkChops, research, RfxCas13d, sensitivity, specificity, Technology, Visual

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Crops Grown:	2655
Star Shards Collected:	265	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that OBServe.v2 isothermal one-pot CRISPR-Cas12i3/Cas13d-based assay up in here! Like whaaaat?! It’s like the coolest thing since diamond swords, bro!

You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!

So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Hub, Interest, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.
Do you have a Discord server for support?	Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord
Can I connect to the server via console?	Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link

Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

1.20.5, ass, butterball, CHUBBY, corpulent, double, double wide, fat, Fatty, gluttonous, hog fat, Hog.., indulgence, Indulgent, lard, obese, overweight, Pig, plump, Pork, porky, Unhealthy, wide

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

abroad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cultural, Decision making, Differences, emotional, Expectations, family, feelings, home, Honesty, Hospitality, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sister, SisterlyVacay, Support, travel, VALUES

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mines Excavated:	3641	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

Baby Bump Booted!

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, baby, Booted, bump, communication skills, complaint process, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, medical conditions, passenger rights, pregnant passenger, pregnant woman, public transportation, seat assignment, seat availability, seat reservation, standing for long periods, train travel, verbal abuse

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conflict resolution skills are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride of seat-stealing drama and aggressive train passengers.

Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?

Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Therapy

blocky, childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, emotional wounds, Healing Process, Inner Demons, mental health, mental resilience, overcoming obstacles, past mistakes, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchantments Applied:	109

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to mess you up in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EuroCraft, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Macron, Minecraft, negotiations, Paris, peace process, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Server, summit, summit meeting, trump, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Star Shards Collected:	63	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so like, u know how Macron is hosting all these European leaders in Paris, right? well, imagine if they were all playing Minecraft together on this epic server! like, Trump is there too, trying to push for peace talks on Ukraine but everyone just wants to build cool stuff and have fun.

join this server for a chance to build with world leaders, maybe even negotiate some treaties while you’re at it. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with Macron and get invited to the next big summit. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any creeper attacks.

come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into with these political powerhouses. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyZelenskyy: No Russia-US Talks Here!

Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyy, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, peace negotiations, political news, recognition, russia, RussiaUS, Saudi Arabia, summit, talks, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2066

so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in the world of minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, even zelenskyy himself would want to join.

we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like spleef but with exploding sheep.

oh, and did i mention our community is the friendliest bunch of gamers you’ll ever meet? they’ll help you out with anything, from building a castle to fighting off a horde of creepers.

plus, we have the most epic events, like a battle royale where the last player standing gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

so come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless. trust me, you won’t regret it. just ask zelenskyy, he’s probably mining with us right now and having the time of his life.

Players:	95/200	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2