Jade Haven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

archive of our own, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Dancing Angels Edition, demon Imp, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, Psyanon, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

DadSaidWhatMC

amicable breakup, apologies, arguments, christmas, Communication, court order., DadSaidWhatMC, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, family, father daughter relationship, Festive, Grief, GRIEVING, legal adult, non-binary, selfish, stepsiblings, supportive

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Emeralds Found:	3061
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	732
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Potions Brewed:	121
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Villages Defended:	7

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	819	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Star Shards Collected:	97
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Potions Brewed:	181
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Buildings Constructed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	119
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9610
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magic Items Found:	6853
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Star Shards Collected:	227
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crops Grown:	2092
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	65
Falling into the Void:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	7590
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1825
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

Players:	90/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5