JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	56
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	145
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ores Mined:	2296	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Votes:	1027	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
New Chunks Explored:	473456	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	256	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	8562
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Buildings Constructed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	2504
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	299	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com