Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	29	Divine Spears Created:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2480
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2660	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4206
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	768

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1451
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8696
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Emeralds Found:	7372
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Potions Brewed:	155
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!