Ivan’s Big Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being called Ivan and living in a poverty beggar country where Big Macs cost less than a dollar? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Big Macs cost $6 because we are rich and have a GDP per Capita higher than your wildest dreams! Plus, we have LGBT parades every day because we live in a civilized world unlike poor Ivan from a totalitarian dictatorial shithole. Don’t be like Ivan, join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	3094

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4470	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	3412

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2462	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	3351
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8713	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7679	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	840	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Star Shards Collected:	249	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	351331
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	2431
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.