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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6089 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 287 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.
If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!