It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

It’s Up in Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the cows and the chickens wear sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 minutes using only dirt blocks. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where players must shear as many sheep as possible while riding on the back of a llama. The winner gets a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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