””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Items Found:	8625
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Items Found:	6417	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

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Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

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AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

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HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1238	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

play.oasissmp.com