””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	82	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4527	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ores Mined:	7311	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	5107
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	173	Farms Harvested:	658

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	315512	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Towns Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	New Chunks Explored:	985965
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	4810	Rune Stones Activated:	10

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Void Gems Collected:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg