””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Animals Bred:	36
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Emeralds Found:	4456	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Votes:	1475	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	3246
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2431	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	7986	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Ores Mined:	4985
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	223	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2143
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	3363
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6064	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

org.sapphiremc.net