””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4534
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Items Found:	1479
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ores Mined:	2869
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4997
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	8695
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	430307
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7170	Love Letters Sent:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Potions Brewed:	110	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Items Found:	1835	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111