””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Ores Mined:	8307	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

bloodmc.joingame.network

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7945	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

play.lpib.net

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

play.reveriemc.xyz

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

gaia.sparked.network:25608

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

bleachevolved.modded.fun

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	2719	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

sasquatch.apexmc.co:25756

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

venus.riftcraftmc.com

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mines Excavated:	4510
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Votes:	1379
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

minecraft.folkhack.com

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	464
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7835
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

playsc.eu

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Star Shards Collected:	137	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	200

org.hystate.com

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	742	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	62

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

digicraft.network

Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	815567	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

play.manos.pt

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net