””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Secret Passages Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	3464	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crops Grown:	7895	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	4771
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Villages Defended:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

nornia.net