””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

underrealming.tk

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

VanillaAnarchy.net

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

play.adelcraft.net

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4453	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

play.tvpmc.co.za

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

play.obsidiangang.com

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	1017
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

play.skallcraft.net

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

l2x9.me

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	364	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

play.lucidsmp.net

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

mc.lsgservers.com

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	32

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

play.serenity-realms.com

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

mc.pokewild.com

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	2

CladeCraft.us.to

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3509
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	3174
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

play.worldofellenor.com

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

play.minecraft.la

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org