””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5276
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Animals Bred:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	New Chunks Explored:	963749
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	214	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	6748
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ores Mined:	2663
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2089	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mines Excavated:	4649	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6555
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Buildings Constructed:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6370
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

play.minecassia.net