””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Farms Harvested:	371
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6580
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

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TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Animals Bred:	104	Villages Defended:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Emeralds Found:	2972	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

mc.blurcraft.com

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

ArksMC.net

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Emeralds Found:	3459
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	630	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6794

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

AuriaNetwork.pt:25567

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

terramedia.club

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

uncovery.me

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

dragonsrealm.dynacore.cloud:25569

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

play.lastbox.fun

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4422
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

mangrove.smpmc.us