””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Farms Harvested:	482	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

play.capskyblock.com

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	3868	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

mc.unicraft.xyz:1100

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	8301
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

crittercraft.lol

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

play.lyoxir.net

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

mc.cybertivity.com

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

killion.apexmc.co

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ores Mined:	4738
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

kentermc.minehut.gg

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

play.civearth.net

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	768661

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

playthedojo.com

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Animals Bred:	122
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

play.slokuharji.com

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

critpots.mine.bz

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3267
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

play.red-mc.net

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

blueplanetmc.net

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

herobrine.live

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7962	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

play.dexteriamc.net