””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2743	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	72
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	157
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6914
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ores Mined:	2406	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Runes Activated:	0

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

play.grizzlyprison.com

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5888
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

play.horizonsend.net

Kerotscraft Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Kerots Craft Minecraft Server, a world of boundless possibilities and creativity! Join our warm and inclusive community, where players skills can come together to share their love for the game. Explore custom features, build magnificent structures, embark on epic quests, and enjoy thrilling events. Fairness, respect, and camaraderie are our top priorities. Join us now and become part of our ever-growing family. Let your adventure begin!

play.kerotscraft.com:19111

Toxiss

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to Toxiss, your go-to Minecraft survival server! Dive into our vibrant economy with a feature-packed shop and auction house. Challenge your skills in crystal PvP battles and explore the unique public money dupe system. Enjoy weekly events for thrilling challenges and grab your free kit when joining. Plus, don’t miss our frequent keyalls, showering everyone online with free crate keys for a chance at rare loot. Join Toxiss for the ultimate blend of survival, economy, and PvP – the adventure begins with you!

toxiss.net:19132

NetheriteSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	239	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to NetheriteSMP! We’re a lively economy-based survival server with a vibrant landscape thanks to custom world generation and naturally-generating structures! You can earn money by selling items, taking on jobs, and completing quests, and compete with others to become the best! NetheriteSMP is compatible with both Java and Bedrock Edition, so what are you waiting for? Come try out the #1 Survival Server in Minecraft!Server Info: IP: netheritesmp.com Java Port: 25565 (default) Bedrock Port: 19132 (default)

netheritesmp.com