””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7171
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Votes:	7943

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ores Mined:	1465
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	3540	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dimension Hops:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	New Chunks Explored:	50094
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	138	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8031	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Votes:	8839	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	991
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	113	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

mcservers.oreo.gg