””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3854	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	415927
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	658659	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	893

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Spears Created:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	864086	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ores Mined:	8217
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	390	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com