””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8712
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1015	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	2060	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	2240	Emeralds Found:	2132
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Animals Bred:	85
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ores Mined:	4617
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Star Shards Collected:	73
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

mc.bluerp.ro

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mines Excavated:	4163
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1966	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

BroKits.minehut.gg

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

LifeStealSMP.org

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	408348

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

play.vanillatyme.com

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7880	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

org.sapphiremc.net