””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	93	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	8927
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	8

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	94	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	79
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Divine Spears Created:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Votes:	5518
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	6397
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Animals Bred:	57	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4356
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online