Israelis vs Euros: Gargle Wars Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, cultural sensitivity, EUROS, freedom of speech, Gargle, global politics, Hate Speech, inappropriate, internet, Israeli semen, Israelis, Minecraft, offensive, online behavior, Provocative, public outrage, racism, Server, shock value, social media, trending, viral, Wars, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchantments Applied:	290
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Euros gargling Israeli semen for fun! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics you’ll come across on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and outrageous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair where pigs ride on flying llamas while singing show tunes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Votes:	8303	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crops Grown:	1769	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3463	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3770
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	571843
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Potions Brewed:	176	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	132867	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!