Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Crops Grown:	6570	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	142	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	829644
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Enchantments Applied:	177

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4298
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.