Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

coping mechanism, deep introspection, doubt, emotional struggle, existential crisis, existential dread, existential philosophy, finding purpose, inner turmoil, life choices, life’s meaning, Living, mental health, Minecraft, philosophical thoughts, purpose of living, questioning life, real, reality check, searching for meaning, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, uncertainty

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	3421
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7409
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	138
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	2674	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4768	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	105
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	10
Farms Harvested:	410	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	8284	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3169

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Zombie Dances:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.