Is this real? Why would anyone keep on living like this Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted access to the magical land of unlimited resources and enchanted weapons.

So why keep living a boring Minecraft life when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	68	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	94

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	170	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.