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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2860 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the End where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair.
So, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the insanity begin! Just remember, when someone asks “Is this Android or iOS?” the only correct answer is “It’s Minecraft, baby!”