””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8967	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	2700
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Limegaming

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	New Chunks Explored:	837320
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.