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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CapitalCraft

Economy, Survival

Welcome to CapitalCraft, a Minecraft Survival server, with several plugins engineered towards economy and exploration!

CapitalCraft is a free-roam typed game where there are several ways to make money. In CapitalCraft, you need money for [b] almost [/b] everything! The economy features a Stock Market, an Auction House, Jobs, and many other ways to make money! Players increase in Rank and Prestige in two ways. To increase in Rank, a player needs to reach a certain amount of time played, and money earned. To increase in Prestige, a player needs to reach a certain amount of money earned in the Stock Market.

Why not come check us out? The fruits of Capitalism await!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CoreCraft

Survival

We here at Core like to keep things simple, but also add things to make the game unique. We have server-wide events, crates, upcoming towns, custom items, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DGA.LV | #13-1 Factions

Join our Minecraft Survival Factions Server MC.DGA.LV:11301 (Included: Train carts, Minecars, Ships, Stargates and other good plugins)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Always anarchy

Anarchy

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OxyCraft

Oxycraft is a Standard Survival Bukkit server, with cool admins and moderators. We have a fun community and the staff members are plain awesome. Come join the fun at Oxycraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2994

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GoobCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

re you sick of being lonely in singleplayer? Tired of joining a server and having to walk across the world to find a tree? Annoyed with massive, crowded, servers? Well then come join our server and be lonely on there, at least you’ll have plenty of trees to talk to and lots of building space :D.

But seriously, we are a small community. We are however, looking to get bigger and have more active players. We can’t get bigger without help from you. We need you guys to get on, without you guys the server won’t get any bigger and will eventually die.. Do you want that blood on your hands? Anyway, I am getting off topic.

If you play a lot, even if you’re not very good, we welcome you and hope you will join our humble server. We have a couple useful & awesome plugins that anyone will be willing to help you figure out, if you can’t on your own.

If you enjoy the server remember to come back!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ChainCraft

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Factions PvP BUILD YOUR VAULT

NO ADVERTISE NO HACKING/MOD/XRAY NO SPAMMING

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DemolishSMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla SMP with near 0 members. We would appreciate it if you could join our server! We have teams and sometimes wars.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Craft Survival Games

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival Games

Welcome to craftsurvivalgames! This is a hub network with lots of servers to fill your needs : AcidIsland (new) Duel (new), Gun (new) ROTMG (Realm of the mad god – new) Factions Skyblock Skywars Creative – now large plots SG Minigames Prison IP: playsurvivalgames.com Voting: If you vote for us, you will get 5 bottles of enchantment, 1 diamond and 500$ in-game money!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Voleria

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the world of Voleria! – now on 1.16+

Voleria is a mostly vanilla server- offering a few plugins here and there to make things such as teleporting or protecting your home a lot less tedious. Although centered around the survival experience, we also offer Murder, PVP* and other ways to experience the riveting world of Voleria.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dwarfs Vs Zombies

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

This is a dwarfs vs zombies server. Its 24/7 and is automated with a custom plugin. There is no whitelist. Enjoy

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Qaxolotl

Economy, Survival

Hey! This Is My Server. OP-Survival You Can Join With A Cracked Account Too We Use Nether Stars As The Main Currency, You Will Get A Starter Kit The First Time You Join, In That Starter Kit You Will Get Some Nether Stars And 3 Shop Licenses(You Need These To Get A Shop).

With A Shop You Can Get More Nether Stars And With Those Nether Stars You Can Buy A Enchant Of Choice, But It Will Only Go Up One Level. Each Enchantment Level Costs 16 Nether Stars. To Get A Enchant Upgrade You Can Ask Me (Ingame: QAxolotl) Or (Via Discord) To Let Me Upgrade Your Tool. We Also Have Clans. To Make A Clan You Need To Pay 9 Stacks Of Nether Stars(Its Not Alot Tho). To Join A Clan You Have To Ask The Owner Of The Clan To Join That Clan.

I Hope You Will Join! And If You Join, Good Luck With Your Journey!! Version: 1.16.4

Greetings, QAxolotl And Nomarian.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NOBSMC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP

Players are thrown into a world of turmoil and despair as the free for all PvP world tests players’ skills in combat. Make friends quickly in order to survive; create factions and expand to nations to battle against other opponents and reap the rewards of war! Players immediately spawn in the safe town equipped with all your needs including shops, help guides, examples of how to work the extensive plugins available to players amongst many other things!

The town has things including shops with our iBuy plugin where food / supplies can be bought in order to fill your chests for battle! The town also has helpful guides, useful tips and Moderators / Admins can be pmed if you have any further questions!

Dare players venture out into the wild? Seek foes or make alliances. Find the hidden caves with winding paths littered with treasure or foul and break rules and end up spending time in our jail. Its up to you. Conquer, or be Conquered.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9148	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Goob Craft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of joining servers with broken economy’s? Tired of pay to win? Then join goobcraft, This server is less then 2 weeks olds, great staff, good builders and grinders. So if you’re looking for a server to run you better start now before the player gap is far to big!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PVPAura

KitPvP, PvP

Welcome to PVPAura this is a pretty chill KitPVP Server! Anyways Just hang out and have fun! Hope to see you there! Have a good day!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.