””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2784

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Wive server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	4249
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PsychoticCraft

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

corpmore

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.